It is a story so tragic, that I can hardly bare to tell it to you. Last month, Rocky and Bullwinkle were killed. It is hard to know exactly what happened, but I was able to put together some information. It was a normal day in Frostbite Falls, and Bullwinkle was on his way to Rocky's house. Bullwinkle, being, well...Bullwinkle, enters Rocky's house without knocking to a gruesome sight. Two men standing over Rocky with a gun. Bullwinkle tried to get away, but was unfortunatly murdered. They were sold to a shoe company where the image you see above, is all that remains of our beloved cartoon characters. We will all miss them dearly.
We have finally found out what happened to Bambi's mother. I, like many of you, thought that Bambi's mother was taken home to become jerky, but we were sadly mistaken. As it turns out, Bambi's mother was sold to a shoe company where she was turned into the pair of boots you see above.
These two tragic events seem to have some connection. On saturday morning, Frostbite Falls police tracked the suspects of these events to a forest, where they were planning to commit another travesty. There was a struggle, but police finally apprehended the suspects after wounding them, the picture of the police and suspects is below.
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