Dumb Laws

Dumb Minnesota Laws
*A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
*It is illegal to sleep naked.
*All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
*Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
*All bathtubs must have feet.
Hibbing
*It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
Minneapolis
*Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
St. Cloud
*Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Virginia
*You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

Dumb North Dakota Laws
*Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
*It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
*It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon
Fargo
*One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

Alabama: You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
Arizona: There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Arkansas: The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock
California: No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight
Connecticut: In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce
Delaware: It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Georgia: No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday
Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears..
Idaho: You may not fish on a camel's back.
Illinois: In Chicago It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March
Iowa: One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kansas: Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats
Kentucky: It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky
Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine: You may not step out of a plane in flight
Maryland: Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited
Massachusetts: Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Michigan: There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office
Mississippi: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
Missouri: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Montana: It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone
Nebraska: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
Nevada: It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property
New Hampshire: On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up
New Jersey: It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season
New Mexico: You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street in Las Cruces
New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Carolina: If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk
Oklahoma: Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
Oregon: Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing
Pennsylvania: It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island: It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley
South Carolina: Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
South Dakota: If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
Tennessee: You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile
Texas: The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Utah: When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
Vermont: Whistling underwater is illegal
Virginia: There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
Washington: It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich
West Virginia: Roadkill may be taken home for supper
Wisconsin: At one time, margarine was illegal
Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June